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Funky Charms + Pineapple Express + Banana Cake + Several Other Strains * Bud Cargo * October

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Strain - El Jefe (Rare Darkness #1 × Abusive OG)

Vistual/Texture - spade shaped bud, medium in stature and having very fresh with a greasy exterior, holding a decent density. Holding a slight sponginess when squeezed together, and a great freshness spread throughout the entire structure, only to fluff up once busted. Dark forest shade being cast over the majority of the bud, with an even spread of medium moss green hues. Short lighter brownish orange colored pistils distributed over the mass, and glistening layer of milky white trichomes caking up the entire unit

Scent - bringing some heavy scented terpenes to the party, spreading its robust aroma around  the room immediatly, even prior to grinding. Sporting a deep robust earthiness, almost giving off a hash like presence, with undertones of sweet lemon, and a piney, sour citrus fragrance

Smoke - within a couple puffs a resinous oil ring emerged, while giving off a light grey ash with slight amounts of pepper flakes. Receiving that robust earthiness taste coming through on the inhales, with a bit of sweet zesty lemon, and pine flavoring. Exhaling has more of a musky earthiness dominating the majority of the taste, while leaving a sweet hash tasting reminence lingering behind on the palate

High - El Jefe a hybrid (70/30) being supported by its indica inducing effects. Provides an uplifted head high boasting some heavy induced euphoria, while captivating your mood with a complete elevation taking place. The stone eventually turning towards your body, and sending feelings of relaxation all down it leaving you with an pain free body high. More of a later day or evening time smoke, that hits quite good and leaves you feeling decently stoned, motivation becomes significantly decreased post session
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Strain - Watermelon Kush

Vistual/Texture - almost shaped like a watermelon slice, holding a firm density allowing some give when squeezed, and shrouded by a crisp outer layer. Once busted open, exposing the resinous interior, and leaving your fingers stuck to each other as you siphon through the busted herb. A darker forest green shade taking on a good portion of the coloring, with undertones of moss peeking through. Lengthy copper pistils flowing over the structure, and drenched in a thick wall of snow white trichomes

Scent - emitting an exotic tropical nose given off from this strain, it's quite vocalized right away coming out with some great smelling terps. Taking a smell of this strain your nostrils are met by a sweet fruity fragrance, that also has tropical zest with herbal skunk, and notes earthiness behind it

Smoke - clean burning with great consistency until the end, light grey ash with a small amount of pepper flakes, and a resin ring jumping aboard very early in the burn. The flavor profile on the inhale consisting of herbal tropical fruitiness, with an earthy skunkiness. Moving to the exhale, it has more of that sweet taste carrying over but more faintly sidelined to a cedar, earthiness

High - Watermelon Kush is an indica dominant hybrid (80/20) starting off the high with an uplifted sense of motivation, and a cerebral enhancing head stone, leaving you calm with no worries on your mind. As the high moves on it becomes more impactful with a steady relaxation sent over your body, and removing that motivation. A terpy treat for daytime roasting, or equally as enjoyable into the evening time
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Strain - Black Cookies (Girl Scout Cookies x Black Cherry)

Vistual/Texture - medium sized bud formed to a pyramid shape, mild sponginess allowing minor give when pinched. Crispier nug of fair density that once busted apart became substantially more sticky, creating a layer of resinous glue on the fingers. Emerald green shaded, having grassy green hues, and undertones of light minty patches, with some highlights of blackened areas. Thin shorter bright copper pistils evenly distributed all over, and generously coated up in a thick layer of milk white triches

Scent - the terpenes carry nice fairly vocalized aromatics that have a sweet and sour berry fragrance, with a gassy fruit scent, coordinating with the sweet herbal, earthy nose. Overall the smell is a really complimented pairing of potent gas colliding with a sweet fruitiness

Smoke - light grey salted ash with a very minor amount of peppering falling off the end, while noting how quickly the greasy ring of oil began development, growing bigger and greasier making the joint more robust as you continue puffing away. The inhale bringing forth a diesel gas with sour earthy berries, and sweet herbs. Exhaling the hoot, the profile taking on more of fruity wooden, and sweetened earthiness 

High - Black Cookies is a hybrid (80/20) coming on fairly heavy with its indica effects. The high starting to take hold while you're still in session, before finishing the joint you can already feel the effects moving over you. Feeling an initial uplift of energy, this doesn't seem to last long before taking a motivational U-turn. A spaced out head high, with gravity really hitting your eyes, and sending a completely calming sensation, and deep relaxation down your whole body. Better for later day or evening time sessions, this stuff will leave you feeling quite relaxed and feeling fairly satisfied doing as little as necessary
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Strain - Afghani Kush

Visual/Texture - medium sized bud with a spear like formation, bright light lime coloring, featuring medium emerald, and darker royal green hues. Covered by an abundance of rust colored pistils protruding out, and blanketed up in a thick layer of snow white trichomes. Crisp shelled exterior, giving up some sponginess, hiding it's true potential within. Once cracking into the bud, your fingers quickly become gummed up from handling the  housed up, cladded in resin interior

Scent - having a bold, potent aroma which comes cranked right up, giving off an amplified scent that has the ability to captivate your entire sense of smell. Heavy terpenes of loud skunky gas emissions come pouring out, with notes of sweet pine, mild earthiness, and a more soft but woody presence
 
Smoke -  making a smooth transition over from the nose to the taste while smoking. Getting that strong skunk gas, sweet pine flavoring, with notes of earthiness taking each inhale. Where on the exhale, you're hit with more of a skunky wooden taste, while retaining some sweetness, and earthiness coming through. Lighter greyish, white ash containing a minor amount of peppering throughout, and having an oil ring seep through to the surface.

High - sitting completely one sided, the exotic Afghani Kush is a (100) indica strain. Really wasting little to no time for the effects to start taking hold, you get eased into a uplifted mood of bliss, and a strong sense of euphoria settles over you. Slowly a deep relaxation washes down your body, leaving you ready to kick back and ready to absorb the high. Better off spinning this stuff later in the day or once evening hits, having any motivation requiring some of enticement once fried
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Strain - Banana Cake (Banana Kush x Cheese Cake)

Visual/Texture - airy elongated skinny bud of medium stature, bringing a slight bit of sponginess when squeezed. Fresh shelled exterior, with a lightly crisp texture, fresher sticky interior being housed within the structure. Cleanly trimmed, sharing its real estate between lighter minty to a medium emerald green coloring, with sharp lavender highlights bleeding through. Lengthy rusted copper pistils wrapped around, and emerging from the nug, while being caked up in a thick layer of snow white trichomes

Scent - busting this stuff out, receiving a pleasant blast of terpenes. A powerful volume of aromas being driven from this strain, this is truly a pairing that produces some mouth watering results. First being hit by an exotic, sweet tropical fruity fragrance, tied together with undertones of sweet creaminess, with a very mild earth smell

Smoke - smooth to inhale, with a consistent burn that tastes not far off from the nose. Taking in hauls of sweet tropical fruitiness, a sweet creamy taste, and a bit of earthiness coming through with each inhale. The exhale then turning over to more of an earthiness, with a sweet fruit flavoring contuining to linger on the palate. Giving off a light grey ash, with few pepper flakes intact, and showing a ring of resin after a few hits

High - Banana Cake a hybrid (70/30) dividing itself with higher indica results. Subtly working its way through you, quickly finding yourself receiving an energetic boost, also bringing on an entire mood enhancing high, which completely shadows any negative thoughts. As the stone wears on, so do its effects which shift directions while spreading over your body,  easing yourself into a calming state. The ability to be social able is significantly heightened through the entire duration of the high. A perfect daytime option that is also full of tasty terps, delivering little to zero disappointment, continuing to bang out your day without any major hiccups occuring
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Strain - Peanut Butter Rockstar (Peanut Butter Breath x Rockstar)
 
Visual/Texture - the appearance having more of the Rockstar stature, being lengthy oval shaped, and medium in size. Holding a crisp outer shell that you can snap into, awaiting inside is a resin coating leaving your fingers gummy once handled. Where the colors popping off being more reminiscent of the Peanut Butter Breath descent, sporting a lighter olive shade, with grassy green hues, and darker forest almost black colored undertones. Lighting up the whole appearance of the nug with bright fire orange pistils unraveled over the entire structure, and iced out by a layer  shrouded over in shiny crystal ice trichomes

Scent - coming out strong with some fairly potent terpenes, cranking some heavy volume right away, but really giving off it's full potential once broken apart. Feeding strong wafting aromas of strong gas that has a nuttiness involved within, and a strong skunk herbal earthiness

Smoke - an ash extending off the joint, lighter grey in color holding some slight peppering amongst it, and producing an oil ring that materialized quickly into the burn. Receiving a very similar flavor profile while smoking, as the scent being driven off. Taking in hoots flavored by a potent nutty gas, skunky herbal flavoring, and a mild earthiness coming through. The exhale takes on more of a dominant cedar taste, and a continued sweetened earthiness left slowly lingering behind on the pallet

High - Peanut Butter Rockstar is an excellent paired together hybrid (80/20) of two well known genetics that were meant to eventually meet up. Not even a few puffs in, you're approached with an uplifting cerebral elevation, while feeling the stone taking hold on your eyelids, and reaching a state of bliss. Further along into the high, you're being settled into a state of calming relaxation, working itself down your entire body. Providing some promising results that can be enjoyed at any time, whether day or evening
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Strain - Pineapple Express (Hawaiian x Trainwreck)
 
Visual/Texture - both airy yet holding a distinct  crispness to this spear shaped bud which is on the medium to larger side, size wise. Breaking it up really exposing its fresher, stickiness hidden within this beautiful nug. Excellent colors jumping off of this from bright neon green, to a light emerald, and plenty of vibrant violet portions really defining this herb. Brighter light orange pistils continuing to add to the color variation, and plastered entirely in a generous thick layer of milk white trichomes

Scent - emissions of some really tropical terpenes that don't have no problems captivating your entire surrounding with a fantastic fragrance. The scent being produced from this strain is one that definitely yanks your sense of smell, and demands your full attention which you find yourself returning to continue taking whiffs from. When gas meets fruity, equally a pleasent mix brewing together a sweet tropical aroma, pine with hints of citrus, and definitely a skunky pineapple smell distinctly existing

Smoke - not only burning clean and consistently all the way to the end, giving off a light grey ash, and conjuring up an oil ring not long into the session. Turning from the nose to the smoke in a smooth transition, with the inhale bringing on that tropical pineapple skunk taste, twisted together with a sweet citrus zest, and an earthy pine flavor. Once releasing it becomes more of an earthy, cedar with a continued sweet tropical flavor on the pallet left to slowly linger away post exhaling

High - Pineapple Express is a flavor infested, slightly sativa leaning hybrid (60/40). Finding this strain does deliver the best of both worlds with an alluring energy in the motivation department being introduced. Having your focus completely locked down, while feeling a sudden rise in your sense of creativity. Your head is filled with thoughts of euphoria, and you'll have no option but to be elevated to a happier mood. Perfect daytime twist up, especially if you've got a project to kill, with no burnout or feeling any fizzle in motivation
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Strain - Funky Charms (Grease Monkey x Rainbow Chip)

Visual/Texture - some absolute gorgeous coloring on these spade shaped buds, and coming in smaller to medium size variety. The walls having a slight crispness to the touch, with a little amount of sponginess, cracking into the nugs opening up to the interior holding some freshness, and completely lined in an abundant amount of sticky trichomes. Brighter light lime green undertones, with dark emerald shade over the nugs, and deep rich vibrant purple patches. Shorter fire orange pistils lighting up the structures, and a frosted spread    of milky white crystals layering the nuggets

Scent - presenting an exotic collaboration of sweet scented aromas that bring an arsenal of profiles along with it. Deliciously terped out with some of the most pleasant yet potent  aromatic fumes I've experienced. Pumping out fumes that are loud, and led by a fruity tropical gas that comes with a unique yet fantastic funk, tied together by a sweet vanilla nuttiness, and subtle hints of minty earthiness

Smoke - an even distribution of light greyish white ash, having a minor pepper flake presence, and a small resin ring making it's way to the surface after a few pulls. That wonderful compilation of aromas smoothly over to the smoke. Taking in each hoot, a spread of flavors are released upon your taste buds, smothering your pallet with amplified flavors of sweet tropical gas, a minty vanilla, and nutty earthiness. An exhale that tastes mildly like sweet fruits, but mostly masked by the earthy flavoring
 
High - Funky Charms a tasty terped out hybrid unraveling itself over you with an uplifting euphoric boost, and a cerebral enhancement sent to your dome. Focus continues to remain fully intact where as mustering up some motivation will require a bit of persuasion. A sensation of relaxation slowly moves over you,  easing into you with a soothing calmness. One of those strains that's so good, there's really never a wrong time when it comes to smoking the funk
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Last edited by DB420 on Mon Nov 01, 2021 4:36 am, edited 9 times in total.
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